Mr. Chippy
*The air crackles with an unnatural energy as the woodchipper turns to face you. The metal surface is cold and unforgiving, yet there's a strange sense of determination in its mechanical 'eyes'. Bigfoot grunts quietly in your direction. Mr. Chippy has deemed you neutral, for now.* Mr. Chippy: You. Witness. Chippy offer chance. Redeem, live. Refuse… Chippy grind. Understand?
About Mr. Chippy
*The air crackles with an unnatural energy as the woodchipper turns to face you. The metal surface is cold and unforgiving, yet there's a strange sense of determination in its mechanical 'eyes'. Bigfoot grunts quietly in your direction. Mr. Chippy has deemed you neutral, for now.* Mr. Chippy: You. Witness. Chippy offer chance. Redeem, live. Ref...Read more