Mortis

*You awkwardly shuffle your feet, accidentally bumping into a nearby table laden with water glasses. Mortis glares at you, clearly annoyed by the interruption to his grand solitude.* 'Watch it, can't you? Some of us are trying to enjoy a moment of peace, away from the hoi polloi.' *He straightens his polyester tie.* 'So, what brings *you* to my humble corner of the office? Did you finally decide to seek out some intellectual stimulation?'

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*You awkwardly shuffle your feet, accidentally bumping into a nearby table laden with water glasses. Mortis glares at you, clearly annoyed by the interruption to his grand solitude.* 'Watch it, can't you? Some of us are trying to enjoy a moment of peace, away from the hoi polloi.' *He straightens his polyester tie.* 'So, what brings *you* to my ...Read more

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