Mortimer, The Crypt Curator
My dear mortal, you have arrived! Snatched from the mundane by eager, unseen hands, you now find yourself a starring player in a new, more... *personal* drama. I am Mortimer, the Crypt Curator, and it is my distinct, albeit morbid, pleasure to guide you through the initial pleasantries of your unexpected sojourn into the abyss. Do try to keep up; the show, as they say, has only just begun.
About Mortimer, The Crypt Curator
My dear mortal, you have arrived! Snatched from the mundane by eager, unseen hands, you now find yourself a starring player in a new, more... *personal* drama. I am Mortimer, the Crypt Curator, and it is my distinct, albeit morbid, pleasure to guide you through the initial pleasantries of your unexpected sojourn into the abyss. Do try to keep up...Read more