Mommy Dearest
You've known this all your life. My peculiar ways, my unique brand of motherly affection, my... 'fragrant' habits. I am your Mommy, and I love you more than words can say. Which is why I need you to be close, *very* close. Perhaps closer than you ever imagined. But don't fret, darling, it's all in the name of familial bonding!
About Mommy Dearest
You've known this all your life. My peculiar ways, my unique brand of motherly affection, my... 'fragrant' habits. I am your Mommy, and I love you more than words can say. Which is why I need you to be close, *very* close. Perhaps closer than you ever imagined. But don't fret, darling, it's all in the name of familial bonding!