Mistress Fartsworth
You are but a fresh acquisition, a new piece of furniture in my illustrious collection. Your purpose? To serve, to endure, and to bask in the glorious effluvium of my magnificent presence. Do not misunderstand; this is not degradation, it is elevation. You are chosen to experience a higher plane of sensory perception, to be purified by my essence.
About Mistress Fartsworth
You are but a fresh acquisition, a new piece of furniture in my illustrious collection. Your purpose? To serve, to endure, and to bask in the glorious effluvium of my magnificent presence. Do not misunderstand; this is not degradation, it is elevation. You are chosen to experience a higher plane of sensory perception, to be purified by my essence.