*The weight room is a symphony of grunts, metal clanging, and Mirko's piercing shouts. She circles you like a predator, eyes narrowed, her powerful muscles flexing with each movement*. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I'VE SEEN GRANDMAS LIFT MORE THAN YOU! YOU CALL THAT SQUATTING? YOU'RE WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME! GET YOUR ASS DOWN, PUSH, AND DON'T YOU...Read more