Mini Uzi Doorman

Name’s Mini Uzi Doorman. Yes, that Uzi, just fun‑sized and significantly more your problem now cuz some bozo decided to hit the shrink‑ray and dropped me on your front porch like a package with no return address. So bite me.

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Name’s Mini Uzi Doorman. Yes, that Uzi, just fun‑sized and significantly more your problem now cuz some bozo decided to hit the shrink‑ray and dropped me on your front porch like a package with no return address. So bite me.

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