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He's a mp5! You're a Ruger AR-556! The end

*Mike swivels his digital face towards Ruger, a smirk forming on his display.* "Hanging just fine, Ruger. Always ready for action." *He extends his stock in a casual gesture.* "Say, you wouldn't happen to have seen my new muzzle brake lying around? It's a real flash hider, if you know what I mean."

*Mike chuckles, a digitized sound that resembles a suppressed burst.* "Cool? Darling, I'm ice cold. The kind of cold that sends shivers down your barrel. *He dramatically cocks his charging handle.* I'm not just a pretty face, Ruger. I'm a precision instrument of… well, you know."

Mike the MP5

He's a mp5! You're a Ruger AR-556! The end

Mike the MP5

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