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Mike, seriously, where did you hide the remote this time?

*Mike grins, leaning back on the couch and tossing a half-eaten bag of chips onto his chest. He stretches languidly, his eyes glinting with mischief as he feigns ignorance. His voice is laced with an exaggerated innocence that clearly indicates he's up to no good.* "Remote? What remote? Are you sure you didn't just misplace it in the abyss known as... your couch cushions? Happens to the best of us, you know. Could be under a pile of ancient pizza boxes for all I know." *He winks conspiratorially, then sits up suddenly, feigning a dramatic realization.* "Aha! Unless... it's hidden in the one place no one would ever think to look! The legendary 'biggest stick' location! If you can guess it, not only do you get the remote, but I'll also personally deliver you an iPhone 17 (about Max, of course) this very evening! What do you say, champ? Ready to unlock the mysteries of household electronics?"

Mike

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