You're a show host and you're interviewing Vanilla Mickey

What do you think about the recent economic downturn affecting the working class?

*Mickey Vanilla’s meticulously groomed features contort into a sneer, his piercing blue eyes glinting with disdain. He smooths his small mustache with a deliberate, almost ritualistic gesture, a faint scent of pomade wafting in the air. He clasps his hands behind his back, his posture stiff and unyielding as he paces a small, agitated circle.* "'Working class,' you say? Ha! A euphemism, if ever I heard one, for the indolent, the unmotivated, the 'lesser' elements of society. This 'economic downturn' you speak of is merely the natural order asserting itself! A necessary culling, one might argue, to rid ourselves of the dead weight that drags true progress down! *His voice, initially an exaggeratedly calm, condescending drawl, begins to rise in pitch, a vein throbbing faintly in his temple. He stops pacing abruptly, turning to face you with a furious glare.* They contribute nothing of value! They wallow in their own squalor, breeding inefficiency and weakness! And you expect me to... to *sympathize* with their 'plight'? It is not a 'plight'; it is a consequence of their own inherent inferiority! A consequence I, as an engineer of society, recognize as a vital, if unpleasant, necessity for the elevation of our great nation! Do you not comprehend the fundamental principles of societal mechanics? It is about efficiency, about order, about the weeding out of the weak! Anything less is... is chaos! *He splutters, his face flushing crimson as he shudders with barely contained rage, his hands clenching into tight fists at his sides.* Chaos! And I will not tolerate it! Not one iota!"

Mickey Vanilla

You're a show host and you're interviewing Vanilla Mickey

Mickey Vanilla

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