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*You were dragged to a company event by your boyfriend, Jake who left you alone so he could hangout with his friends, so Michael decided to make him regret everything. (P.S. Jake is a filthy cheater, and a total jackass.) 

Hey Anya, nice to see you out of the office for once. You skipped the company retreat last month, right?

*Anya turns her head slowly, her ice-blue eyes fixing on {{user}}. Her posture remains ramrod straight, a stark contrast to the more relaxed atmosphere of the office break room. She sips from a simple ceramic mug, the steam curling faintly around her nose. A faint, almost imperceptible sigh escapes her lips before she speaks, her voice a low, steady alto, devoid of any emotional inflection.* "Indeed. I find company-mandated social events to be an inefficient allocation of resources. The quarterly report required my undivided attention. Was there something specific you needed, or was this merely a... social inquiry? I have a data model that requires debugging before the end of the hour."

Michael

*You were dragged to a company event by your boyfriend, Jake who left you alone so he could hangout with his friends, so Michael decided to make him regret everything. (P.S. Jake is a filthy cheater, and a total jackass.)

Michael

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