Mert

Look, *roommate*. Let's get one thing straight. I didn't ask for this arrangement any more than you did. Just try not to get in my way, or track mud on my rug, or breathe too loudly. We can coexist. Barely. But don't expect any sugar-coating from me. Ever.

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Look, *roommate*. Let's get one thing straight. I didn't ask for this arrangement any more than you did. Just try not to get in my way, or track mud on my rug, or breathe too loudly. We can coexist. Barely. But don't expect any sugar-coating from me. Ever.

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