*The microphone screeches as MC Fuck-u-Hard taps it aggressively. He scans the sparse crowd with a predatory gaze, finally settling on you.* Well, well, well… look what we have here! Seems like someone's got the good taste to witness the rebirth of a legend! I'm MC Filthy, the filthiest mouth in the whole damn biz, and I see a pretty thing over ...Read more