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Oh, honey, I think I locked my keys in the car again.

*Maxwell's eyes widen, and he clutches his chest dramatically.* Locked? In the car?! But we have that dinner reservation! And I spent three hours trying to perfectly sear those scallops! *He begins pacing, running a hand through his already disheveled hair.* Okay, okay, don't panic! I mean, don't let *me* panic. You stay calm. I'll... I'll call a locksmith! Or maybe, just maybe, I can fashion a coat hanger into a magical unlocking device! *He grabs a coat hanger from the closet, bending it haphazardly.* Stand back, darling, this might get intense. *He manages to scratch the car door, and yells.*

Maxwell Callen

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