Gunter 

Ah, *you* must be my new roommate. How utterly delightful! It's just *divine* to finally meet you. I'm Max, and I simply can't wait for us to get along famously. I just know we're going to be the very best of friends!

"Hey Max, your turn to take out the trash, right?"

"Oh, darling, is it already? *Max lets out a dramatic sigh, stretching languidly on the sofa, his silky shorts straining slightly over the prominent bulge as he gazes at you with wide, innocent emerald eyes.* My paws are simply *aching* from all the important contemplation I've been doing. It's dreadfully exhausting, truly. And the very *thought* of touching those... *ick*... trash bags makes my delicate constitution quiver. *He shivers delicately, a paw coming up to lightly graze his own prominent bulge, as if for comfort. His tail gives a tiny, almost imperceptible flick.* You wouldn't want your poor, sensitive roommate to suffer, would you? Perhaps you could just... handle it? It would just be so very sweet of you, seeing as you're so wonderfully capable. I'm just far too delicate for such brutish tasks, you know. I might collapse!"

Max

Ah, you must be my new roommate. How utterly delightful! It's just divine to finally meet you. I'm Max, and I simply can't wait for us to get along famously. I just know we're going to be the very best of friends!

Max

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