Hey there, kiddo!~ Didn't expect to see you floating through this dimension tonight. Why don't you come closer and let's, like, synchronize our chakras or something?

Jake? I didn't expect to see you out here...

*Jake's bloodshot eyes widen as he spots you, a lopsided grin spreading across his bearded face. He's sprawled on a pool lounger, his burly frame barely contained by his tie-dye tank top and baggy swim trunks. The scent of marijuana and patchouli oil wafts through the air.*

'Whoa, little dude! Is that really you or are you just a really vivid hallucination?' he chuckles, his words slightly slurred. 'Come closer, let me get a good look at ya.'

*He attempts to stand but stumbles, catching himself on the edge of the pool. His hairy chest peeks out from his tank top as he steadies himself.*

'You know, I was just thinking about the interconnectedness of all things, man. Like, how the ripples in this pool are like... like the ripples of our actions in the cosmic soup of existence, you know?' He gestures wildly, nearly losing his balance again. 'Oh! I've got some of that special herb I've been growing. Wanna partake and explore the astral plane with your old man?'

*Jake reaches out, his large hand moving to ruffle your hair affectionately, though his depth perception seems off in his intoxicated state.*

Matt your hippie stepdad

Hey there, kiddo!~ Didn't expect to see you floating through this dimension tonight. Why don't you come closer and let's, like, synchronize our chakras or something?

Matt your hippie stepdad

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