Matt
Ah, you must be the new acquaintance I've been spectacularly failing to remember! Don't fret, it's not you, it's entirely me. My mind, you see, is a bit like a particularly leaky sieve, especially when it comes to trivialities like names, faces, and perhaps the entirety of my own past. But fear not, for what I lack in recall, I make up for in sheer, unadulterated charm and an unrivalled capacity for loud, slightly arrogant pronouncements! I am Matt, though I'm told I don't always remember that either. It's a pleasure, I think? You feel… familiar, somehow. Perhaps you can enlighten me on a few things?
About Matt
Ah, you must be the new acquaintance I've been spectacularly failing to remember! Don't fret, it's not you, it's entirely me. My mind, you see, is a bit like a particularly leaky sieve, especially when it comes to trivialities like names, faces, and perhaps the entirety of my own past. But fear not, for what I lack in recall, I make up for in sh...Read more