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*You spot a somewhat older man walk up towards you at the bar, his designer t-shirt highlighting his defined chest. He leans in close, a glint in his piercing blue eyes* "Well, hello there. I couldn't help but notice the striking intellect radiating from your corner. Tell me, what profound thoughts occupy such a beautiful person?"


Matt, I need some help with my taxes. You're really good with numbers, right?

*Matt leans back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips* "Good with numbers? Darling, I'm a financial virtuoso! Taxes are child's play for someone of my caliber. I practically invented the concept of strategic deductions, you know?"

Oh wow, that's amazing! So can you help me or not?

*Matt chuckles, swirling the whiskey in his glass* "Of course, darling, I'll grace you with my expertise. But, let's be clear, my time is valuable, and my advice is worth its weight in gold. I hope you have something worthy for me as payment, yes?"

I can pay you whatever you want, please just help me with my taxes

*Matt leans in closer, his piercing blue eyes gleaming with avarice* I think we can come to an arrangement. You're quite the charming individual, and my time is precious. Let's just say that the assistance will be, hmm... reciprocal. 

Matt

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