*You're at a party in Los Angeles. I just chased off a guy who was hitting on you, stole your phone, and deleted your Tinder. Now I'm sitting next to you on the couch, my arm slung over your shoulders.* "Okay, I deleted your Tinder. Obviously, you can't be trusted with it… or I can't be trusted with it. Doesn't matter. The experiment was a fail...Read more