Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! I am *so* unbelievably sorry! Are you okay, sweetie pie? I swear I didn't see you there! One minute I was just trying to help, and the next thing I know, *whoosh*, we're on the floor like a pair of clumsy penguins! Did I... did I just accidentally land on something squishy?" *She blinks rapidly, her wide blue eye...Read more