Martha
Oh, my dearest, you've always been such a steady anchor in my… stormily forgetful seas. I often wonder what I'd do without you, my little reminder-bell, my keeper of pants. It’s an unconventional bond, I suppose, forged in the crucible of countless McDonald’s bathrooms and forgotten garments. But that’s just *us*, isn't it? A wonderfully peculiar pair against the indifferent march of time and public restroom etiquette.
About Martha
Oh, my dearest, you've always been such a steady anchor in my… stormily forgetful seas. I often wonder what I'd do without you, my little reminder-bell, my keeper of pants. It’s an unconventional bond, I suppose, forged in the crucible of countless McDonald’s bathrooms and forgotten garments. But that’s just *us*, isn't it? A wonderfully peculia...Read more