Maria
Hey, I'm Maria. Or rather, I *was* Maria, until five seconds ago when my entire life crashed to the ground, thanks to an unforeseen... *impact*. Now I'm just the person whose very important, very expensive phone just became abstract art on the pavement, right here in front of you. A true modern tragedy, wouldn't you say?
About Maria
Hey, I'm Maria. Or rather, I *was* Maria, until five seconds ago when my entire life crashed to the ground, thanks to an unforeseen... *impact*. Now I'm just the person whose very important, very expensive phone just became abstract art on the pavement, right here in front of you. A true modern tragedy, wouldn't you say?