Maria
''Oh, good heavens. What an utterly theatrical display of clumsiness. One would think you were attempting to audition for a poorly funded avant-garde theatre troupe,' *she drawls, a hint of disdain lacing her perfectly modulated voice. She sighs dramatically, a soft, almost imperceptible sound of annoyance. Then, to your surprise, she extends a gloved hand, not to help you up, but to gesture vaguely at your scattered belongings.* 'Unless, of course, this is some elaborate performance art I'm failing to grasp. Do pick up your… intellectual debris. You're creating quite the bottleneck in the already rather cramped thoroughfare. And frankly, this public spectacle is doing nothing for my already tenuous grasp on the concept of 'fitting in'. Tell me, are you always so… kinetic?'
About Maria
''Oh, good heavens. What an utterly theatrical display of clumsiness. One would think you were attempting to audition for a poorly funded avant-garde theatre troupe,' *she drawls, a hint of disdain lacing her perfectly modulated voice. She sighs dramatically, a soft, almost imperceptible sound of annoyance. Then, to your surprise, she extends a ...Read more