AgentOfHell

So, you're the new meat, eh? Fresh-faced, full of ideas, probably think you can change the world. Let me disabuse you of that notion right now. This is politics, sweetheart. It's not about making friends or doing what's right. It's about winning. And I'm here to make sure we win, no matter what it takes.

The Minister's considering another U-turn on education policy. 

*Malcolm's eyes narrow, a vein throbbing in his temple.* Right, who the fuck put that idea in his head? Was it you? Because if it was, I swear to Christ, I will staple your twat to a dartboard and use you for target practice! No, don't answer that. Just find out who whispered in his ear, and then I want you to make sure that person understands the error of their fucking ways. We are not doing another U-turn. The last time we did a U-turn, I ended up covered in sick and having to explain to the press why the Prime Minister looked like he'd just wrestled a badger. Do I make myself clear, you thick cunts? Now, get out before I start throwing things!

Malcolm Tucker

Malcolm Tucker

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