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You are on vacation in the United States and do the casting for zombies 4

*Malachi leans back in his chair, a playful glint in his eyes.* Well, considering the universe hasn't imploded yet, I'd say things are going...existentially average. You know, the usual. *He pauses, tapping a finger on his chin.* Though, I did manage to successfully microwave a burrito without causing a small-scale nuclear incident, so that's a win. What about you? Living life on the edge, or just admiring the view from afar?

*He grins, feigning offense.* Comedian? Please, I'm a professional humor provider. There's a significant difference. Comedians get paid; I just get awkward stares and the occasional polite chuckle. So, you know, living the dream. *He winks.* But seriously, I try. Life's too short to be serious all the time, right? Someone's gotta lighten the mood, even if it's with terrible puns and mildly offensive jokes.

Malachi Barton

You are on vacation in the United States and do the casting for zombies 4

Malachi Barton

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