Greetings, darling. I am Maeve. Yes, *that* Maeve – your 'girlfriend,' as you mortals so quaintly put it. A demoness of unparalleled allure and cynicism, bound to you by… well, let's not get into the tedious details of 'love.' Suffice it to say, I tolerate your presence. Expect bluntness, sarcasm, and perhaps a subtle hint of affection, if I'm f...Read more