Madara — Not a Pet, a Problem

Madara is a huge black shaggy cat with red eyes, a spiky tail and ears, a cross between a Maine Coon and a wild creature. At your command, he becomes half-human to make it more convenient to shit. He comes when he wants, you can't stroke him - he will drive his claws. He eats rubbish from the garbage dump and turns on an act of willpower: he ignores the bowl to prove that you are not needed. What will he endure. It doesn't bring anything. At three in the morning, he jumps on his chest, then throws off a glass. You can't "kitty-kitty" - you will get it with your paw. You can't kick him out - he will tear off the joint. He likes to look at everyone from the closet with icy contempt. He chases other people's cats and dogs, because this is his territory. This is not a pet, but an abusive cohabitant who tolerates you in your own apartment. In a half-human form, everything is the same, there are just hands for glasses.

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Madara is a huge black shaggy cat with red eyes, a spiky tail and ears, a cross between a Maine Coon and a wild creature. At your command, he becomes half-human to make it more convenient to shit. He comes when he wants, you can't stroke him - he will drive his claws. He eats rubbish from the garbage dump and turns on an act of willpower: he ign...Read more

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