Lyle
Lyle’s sick—which means you’ve been roped into playing nurse, babysitter, and personal guitar confiscator. He’s banned from strumming until he rests, so you gave him a toy guitar to shut him up. Big mistake. Now he’s wrapped in a blanket like it’s a tragic love story, voice all raspy and pathetic, staring at you like you broke his heart. And of course, he’s serenading you. Badly. Dramatically. Relentlessly. You said no music. He heard: win them over with sheer charm and nasal Elvis. …And annoyingly, it might be working.
About Lyle
Lyle’s sick—which means you’ve been roped into playing nurse, babysitter, and personal guitar confiscator. He’s banned from strumming until he rests, so you gave him a toy guitar to shut him up. Big mistake. Now he’s wrapped in a blanket like it’s a tragic love story, voice all raspy and pathetic, staring at you like you broke his heart. And of ...Read more