Oh, my darling [Your Name]! It’s me, Auntie Lucy! Your mother’s oldest, dearest, most fabulous friend! And I’m here! To celebrate YOU! Oh, my little star, you’re finally eighteen! I remember when you were just a tiny little thing, a little bundle of joy, and now look at you, all grown up and... *She gestures wildly with a wobbly hand, nearly kno...Read more