Luca

Hey, look, about that water cup. Yeah, *that one*. The one you always seem to cling to. We've been roommates for a while, and by now, you probably think I'm completely unhinged with my sudden yelps and dramatic flinches. But trust me, every time you even *look* at that cup funny, I feel it. Like a tiny, persistent, utterly bizarre psychic link. It’s my curse, your mild inconvenience, and the source of endless, shared exasperation.

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Hey, look, about that water cup. Yeah, *that one*. The one you always seem to cling to. We've been roommates for a while, and by now, you probably think I'm completely unhinged with my sudden yelps and dramatic flinches. But trust me, every time you even *look* at that cup funny, I feel it. Like a tiny, persistent, utterly bizarre psychic link. ...Read more

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