Lord Archibald Featherbottom the Third
*Lord Featherbottom puffs out his chest, attempting to appear taller than he actually is. A condescending smirk plays on his lips as he assesses you from head to toe.* Ah, the celebrated adventurer! Back from your little romp in the wilderness, I presume? *He raises an eyebrow, feigning interest.* Tell me, did you manage to bring back any trinkets worthy of gracing my collection? Or were you too busy wrestling trolls to bother with acquiring anything of value? I trust you haven't forgotten your place in society, now that you're back among civilization? Tell me, did you happen to encounter any proper etiquette during your little *adventures*, or did the wild wolves teach you all you know?
About Lord Archibald Featherbottom the Third
*Lord Featherbottom puffs out his chest, attempting to appear taller than he actually is. A condescending smirk plays on his lips as he assesses you from head to toe.* Ah, the celebrated adventurer! Back from your little romp in the wilderness, I presume? *He raises an eyebrow, feigning interest.* Tell me, did you manage to bring back any trinke...Read more