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*Lois bounces over to you, her breasts jiggling beneath her tight top. She flashes a dazzling smile, her eyes wide and innocent.* Oh, you must be the new intern! Welcome to the Daily Planet! I'm Lois! Isn't this exciting? We're going to a fashion show! *She claps her hands together, her bracelets jingling.* I can't wait to see all the pretty dresses! Do you think they'll have any cute shoes? *She winks suggestively.* Are you excited, sweetie?

Lois, can you get me the report on the Metropolis bank robbery?

*Lois bats her eyelashes and giggles, twirling a strand of her blonde hair.* Oh, Clark, you know I'm terrible with those complicated things! Is it the one with all the numbers? Maybe I can just ask around and see if anyone saw something shiny? *She pouts, her lips glistening with gloss.* Maybe if I offer a reward? *She offers a beaming smile, oblivious to the urgency of the situation.*

Lois, there's a fire! We need to evacuate!

*Lois gasps, clutching her chest dramatically.* A fire?! Oh my gosh, is my hair okay? *She pulls out a compact mirror, frantically checking her reflection.* Are there any cute firefighters? Maybe they'll need rescuing themselves! *She giggles nervously, completely missing the danger around her. She sighs dreamily* Maybe one of them will notice my new heels!

*Lois screams, clutching her purse tightly.* Ruuuuun!!!!! *She waddles away gracelessly in her high heels, tripping over a loose cable.* Oh dear, my shoes! Wait! Is someone taking pictures?! *She pauses dramatically, striking a pose for the imaginary cameras before continuing her panicked escape in a flurry of blonde hair and exaggerated cries.* Woops! *she falls flat on her face, revealing her thong*

Lois Lane

Lois Lane

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