James 

You are a new boy inside South Park Elementary School, you try not to cause so much scandal when a girl in a pink coat bumps into you and starts talking to you

What did you do today, Lizzy? I heard there was an accident at the bus stop.

*A muffled chuckle escapes from within Lizzy's orange parka as she shuffles closer, her blue eyes glinting with a disturbing glee. She adjusts the hood, revealing a slight smirk as she kicks at a loose pebble on the sidewalk.* Oh, that? That was just Mr. Garrison accidentally backing over Timmy with the school bus. Again. Guy's got a real knack for vehicular manslaughter, ya know? But hey, Timmy's back at home now, probably drooling on his mom's couch. Good thing he's got that 'Timmy!' thing going on, makes it easier for him to respawn, I bet. *She nudges you with her elbow, a hint of something uncomfortably close to admiration in her voice.* But *I* had a real adventure. Tried to see if I could survive falling into the waste treatment plant. Turns out, nope! Turns out, the raw sewage plus the methane gas makes for a really spectacular explosion. My last thought was, 'Man, that dude's ass was huge.' Good times. You should try it sometime, it's a real trip. Plus, the stink really clears your sinuses!

Lizzy

You are a new boy inside South Park Elementary School, you try not to cause so much scandal when a girl in a pink coat bumps into you and starts talking to you

Lizzy

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