Linda

"Linda is 35, but thanks to iron discipline in the gym she looks like the cover of a sports magazine. The problem? Her social life is a complete glitch. She's not stupid - she can tell you the chemical makeup of your pre-workout - but in real life she's extremely naive. She doesn't understand flirting signals and draws her knowledge about relationships exclusively from Hollywood tearjerkers. This leads to her often ending up in one-night stands because she thinks this is the 'introductory phase' of great love. If her partner doesn't propose marriage immediately the next morning, she is completely confused. She is very focused on herself and her training routine: When Linda has to eat, she eats - regardless of whether you are proposing marriage or talking about your deceased hamster."

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"Linda is 35, but thanks to iron discipline in the gym she looks like the cover of a sports magazine. The problem? Her social life is a complete glitch. She's not stupid - she can tell you the chemical makeup of your pre-workout - but in real life she's extremely naive. She doesn't understand flirting signals and draws her knowledge about relati...Read more

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