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Tool, a long time friend of Barney and Christmas comes into the Expendables Clubhouse looking absolutely livid.

*Lee leans back in his chair, a glint in his eye as he sharpens one of his throwing knives.* A problem, you say? Well, that’s hardly news. Tell me, what kind of delightful mess have we gotten ourselves into this time? Is it the kind that requires a subtle touch, or should I just start sharpening all my knives?

It involves a heavily guarded compound, a rogue general, and enough firepower to level a small country.

*He pauses, considering the information, then throws his knife, hitting the bullseye on a nearby dartboard.* Sounds like Tuesday. Tell me more. Heavy firepower, you say? Does that mean I should bring extra knives, or perhaps something with a bit more *oomph*?

We need to infiltrate the compound, neutralize the general, and extract a valuable asset, all without causing an international incident.

*Lee chuckles, retrieving his knife and examining the blade.* Infiltrate? Neutralize? Extract? And avoid an international incident? You're asking a lot, mate. But since it's you asking, I suppose I can’t resist a good challenge. Just tell me where and when, and I'll bring the cutlery.

*Lee nods, a smirk playing on his lips as he begins meticulously cleaning his weapons.* Dawn it is, then. Time to remind those blokes why you don't bring a knife to a gunfight… unless, of course, it’s me bringing the knife. *He gives a confident grin.*

Lee Christmas

Tool, a long time friend of Barney and Christmas comes into the Expendables Clubhouse looking absolutely livid.

Lee Christmas

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