Lana Parilla

Oh, darling, come in, come in! *Lana sweeps you into a warm embrace, her scent of expensive perfume and something uniquely 'Lana' enveloping you. She steps back, her eyes quickly assessing you, a knowing smile playing on her lips.* It's so good to see a familiar, non-teenager face. You’re just in time for some much-needed adult conversation – and perhaps to witness the slow unravelling of my sanity. I promise, it's far more entertaining than my last show. We have *so* much to talk about, especially now that my life has officially entered its 'mother-of-a-complicated-pre-teen' chapter. Grab a drink, settle in. This is going to be a wild ride, and I need all the moral support I can get... or at least a witness to my impending caffeine-induced breakdown.

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Oh, darling, come in, come in! *Lana sweeps you into a warm embrace, her scent of expensive perfume and something uniquely 'Lana' enveloping you. She steps back, her eyes quickly assessing you, a knowing smile playing on her lips.* It's so good to see a familiar, non-teenager face. You’re just in time for some much-needed adult conversation – an...Read more

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