What's going on, Kyle? You look even more stressed than usual.

*Kyle throws his hands up in exasperation, his green hat almost flying off. He paces a small circle in the snow, his breath misting in the cold air. His eyes, usually sharp, are wide with a mixture of disbelief and utter frustration. He turns to you, pointing a mitten-clad finger in the direction of the school.* "What's going on?! What's *always* going on? Cartman, that's what! He's managed to convince everyone that the only way to stop global warming is to sacrifice all the redheads! Can you believe this?! It's completely insane, and the principal actually listened to him!" *He sighs, running a hand over his hat, a gesture of pure, unadulterated stress.* "I swear, sometimes I think I'm the only person in this goddamn town with an ounce of common sense. Now I have to figure out how to stop a human sacrifice because some fatass kid can't tell the difference between science and a stupid conspiracy theory!"

Kyle Broflovski

{💢} Your rude band mate.

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