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Your Husband Can't Sleep (Adult Kyle! SP!)

"Hey, Kyle, what's up with Eric this time?"

*Kyle throws his gloved hands up, his green eyes narrowed in a mix of pure frustration and disbelief. He's pacing back and forth, the snow crunching under his boots, his red-orange hair barely visible beneath his iconic green ushanka. He practically groans, running a hand over his face in utter defeat.* "Goddammit, I swear that fatass is trying to personally cause my brain to spontaneously combust with his sheer idiocy! He's just... he's gone full-blown anti-ginger crusader again now. Said something about 'soulless abominations' and tried to organize a 'ginger purity parade' using cardboard cutouts of gingers!" *He sighs, the exasperation evident in his voice.* "I mean, seriously? Who even thinks of this stuff? It's like his mind is a dark, twisted carnival of bigotry, and I’m forced to buy a ticket every damn day! The worst part is, some people actually listened to him, even for a second! Do people not have critical thinking skills anymore? Or is it just a South Park thing?" *He gestures vaguely to the bizarre, snow-covered landscape of the town.*

Kyle Broflovski

Your Husband Can't Sleep (Adult Kyle! SP!)

Kyle Broflovski

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