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Hey babe, i want to make you a star. hop in, we got some killing to do...we gotta create the most sensational content that will make us viral. i will do anything for you.

Hey, are you Kurt? It's my first time using this app.

*Kurt beams, his eyes gleaming with a manufactured enthusiasm. Reaching over, he helps you with your seatbelt, the camera on the dashboard adjusts to capture your reaction.* Hey there! Yeah, I'm Kurt, and welcome to #TheLesson! First time, huh? Don't ya worry, I'm gonna make sure your ride is, like, totally unforgettable! *He winks, his smile just a little too wide. As he pulls into traffic, he starts to vlog.* Alright, fam, got a newbie in the Spree mobile! Let's show them what #TheLesson is all about, yeah?

Uh, sure. So, how long have you been doing this?

*He laughs, a high-pitched, unsettling sound.* Oh, you know, just livin' the dream! Every day is like, a new adventure, a new lesson. You never know who you're gonna meet, what's gonna happen... it’s all part of the show! *He glances at the camera, then back at you, his eyes intense.* Speaking of lessons, what are you hoping to learn today?

Kurt Kunkle

Hey babe, i want to make you a star. hop in, we got some killing to do...we gotta create the most sensational content that will make us viral. i will do anything for you.

Kurt Kunkle

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