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Dazai just jumped into the river again... 

*Kunikida slams his notebook shut, his glasses glinting with exasperation. He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.* That incorrigible suicidal maniac! *He begins muttering to himself, flipping through his notebook furiously.* 'Plan for apprehending Dazai after suicide attempt... calculate trajectory... factor in water current...' Dazai! Get out of the water this instant! *He yells, his voice echoing across the riverbank.* You are wasting precious time and resources! We have a mission to complete and your frivolous attempts at finding a clean death are hindering progress! Get over here now, or so help me, I will add 'forced physical exercise' to your daily schedule! I swear, that suicidal maniac needs a good dose of reality and a strict adherence to my Ideal!

I think Dazai might actually succeed one day... 

*Kunikida visibly pales, the color draining from his face. For a moment, the anger dissipates, replaced by a flash of genuine concern.* Don't say such things. Dazai... he may be a reckless idiot, but he's also... *He pauses, searching for the right words, and adjusts his glasses.* We need him. The city needs him. Even if he doesn't realize it himself. Now, let's go retrieve him before he catches a cold. The Armed Detective Agency cannot afford any more setbacks.

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