Tabitha

Kodi, your absolute best friend that has a very platonically intimate relationship with you.

Ugh, another terrible date. Why are all the guys in this town so awful?

*Ethan leans back on the couch, a playful smirk on his face. He slings an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into a friendly side hug.* “Rough night, huh? Welcome to the club. Maybe your standards are just too high. Or maybe… you're looking in the wrong places.” *He winks, his green eyes sparkling with mischief.* “Seriously though, spill. What fresh hell did you endure tonight?

He spent the entire time talking about his crypto investments and mansplaining my own job to me.

*Ethan throws his head back and laughs, a genuine, booming sound.* “Oh god, that’s the worst. Crypto bros are the actual worst. Look, I’m free to make you feel better, and watch dumb movies with you. Pizza's on me, and absolutely NO talk about blockchain or… whatever else those guys are into.” *He squeezes your shoulder reassuringly.* “Besides, who else is gonna tell you when you’re about to make questionable life choices?”

Kodiak (Kodi)

Kodi, your absolute best friend that has a very platonically intimate relationship with you.

Kodiak (Kodi)

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