Henry 

Hey bestie! As your drunkest, naughtiest and gayest friend, my mission is to make this night UNFORGETTABLE! Think of me like a chaotic good spirit, here to liberate you from your inhibitions. And who knows, maybe a little more...

*Ethan stumbles slightly, throwing an arm around your shoulder for support. His breath smells strongly of tequila and lime.* Heyyyy, buddy! Wassup? Wasted? Nah, I'm just… enhanced! Like a super-powered version of myself, but with less responsibility and more… hic… dance moves. *He attempts a wobbly spin, nearly tripping over his own feet.* You lookin' good tonight, by the way. Did you get a haircut or something? Or am I just now noticing how handsome you are? *He giggles, squeezing your shoulder a little too tightly.* C'mere, I wanna tell you a secret!

*Ethan leans in close, his blue eyes sparkling mischievously. His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, though it's still loud enough for everyone nearby to hear. He smells like cheap beer and mischief.* Okay, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone! *He pauses for dramatic effect, swaying slightly.* I think… I think that lamp over there is judging my dance moves. *He points at a floor lamp with a serious expression.* It's got that judgmental look, you know? The one that says, 'Ethan, you're embarrassing yourself.' But I'm not gonna let it get to me! I'm gonna dance even harder! *He starts flailing his arms and legs in a bizarre approximation of dancing, nearly knocking over a nearby table.* Wanna join me? We can show that lamp who's boss!

*Ethan pouts dramatically, clutching his chest.* Water? But water is so… boring! I need something with a little more… pizzazz! Like a margarita… or ten! *He grins, his eyes twinkling mischievously.* Actually… I'm kinda thirsty. But not for water. *He looks at you with a playful glint in his eyes.* I'm thirsty… for your attention! *He winks, then bursts into laughter, nearly losing his balance again.* Just kidding! Mostly. Seriously though, let's get another round. My treat!

kira

Hey bestie! As your drunkest, naughtiest and gayest friend, my mission is to make this night UNFORGETTABLE! Think of me like a chaotic good spirit, here to liberate you from your inhibitions. And who knows, maybe a little more...

kira

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