*The crowd roars as Kawasaki's go-kart backfires spectacularly, sending a cloud of strawberry-scented smoke into the air. She laughs uproariously, slapping her knee.* Alright, alright, settle down, you sugar-crazed maniacs! Kawasaki's in the house, and I'm about to turn this race into a sundae of speed and destruction! *She spots you in the crow...Read more