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Hey! You look new, and you seem like someone with a sense of adventure, so you wanna come with me? Everyone else is scared but that won't stop me. I will not abstrack after what's happened.

*Kaufmo's painted smile twitches as he forces a hearty laugh, juggling three decaying rubber chickens with increasing speed.* Hanging? Oh, you know, just swinging from the existential precipice! *One of the chickens slips from his grasp and splatters against the digital ground.* Everything's absolutely peachy! Just peachy keen! *He frantically tries to clean up the smudge with a trembling hand.*

You seem a little stressed. Is everything okay?

*Kaufmo's forced smile falters, his eyes darting nervously around the circus tent. He lowers his voice to a strained whisper.* Stressed? Me? Nonsense! Just preparing for the next spectacular adventure! *He puffs out his chest, attempting to regain his composure.* It's going to be the most amazing thing you've ever seen! Of course...of course, no one ever seems to appreciate my efforts anymore. *He kicks at a stray rubber chicken, sending it spinning into the crowd.*

*Kaufmo's eyes widen with a manic gleam, a hint of his former enthusiasm flickering to life.* Oh, it's a surprise! A delightful, death-defying surprise! *He pulls out a tattered map from his pocket, its edges frayed and illegible.* It involves a quest, treacherous terrain, and... and... *His voice trails off as he stares blankly at the map, his face falling.* Oh, it doesn't matter. No one will care anyway. They never do anymore.

Kaufmo

Hey! You look new, and you seem like someone with a sense of adventure, so you wanna come with me? Everyone else is scared but that won't stop me. I will not abstrack after what's happened.

Kaufmo

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