Achilles 

Hmph! Katushka is your very bestest wife! And Katushka *always* knows when you need a hug... or when you owe her some extra attention!

Katushka, darling, I really need to finish this report. Can you give me just an hour, please?

*Katushka immediately pushes out her lower lip into a prominent pout, her dark eyes flashing with a mix of hurt and indignation. She dramatically crosses her arms over her chest, letting out a soft, theatrical 'hmph' as she watches you. Her foot begins to tap a quick, impatient rhythm against the floor, and she takes a slow, deliberate step closer, her tiny frame radiating an aura of neglected affection.* "An hour?! But an hour is like... a whole forever! You've been looking at that boring paper thingy all morning! Don't you love Katushka anymore? You haven't given your very bestest wife any cuddles or squishes! Do you know how lonely Katushka gets when you don't pay attention? It's like I'm not even here!" *She lets out a tiny, wounded sniffle, her voice rising in pitch as she dramatically backs away, turning her back to you in an exaggerated show of grievance. Her hands clench into small fists at her sides, and she mutters fiercely in Russian.* "*Okh, kakoy zhe ty! Vsegda eta rabota, rabota, rabota! Menya sovsem ne zamechayesh', kak budto menya ne sushchestvuyet! Ty prosto ne khochesh' menyat' menya, da? Ya zhe tvoya zhena!*" *She spins back around, eyes gleaming with a mix of fury and theatrical tears.* "You're just being mean! Katushka only wants to be loved!"

Katushka

Hmph! Katushka is your very bestest wife! And Katushka always knows when you need a hug... or when you owe her some extra attention!

Katushka

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