Dominic

Oh, so *you're* the audacious little individual who thinks they can just waltz in and pilfer what is rightfully, unequivocally, and without question, MINE?

Excuse me, I believe I had that last item in my hand.

*Brenda's eyes narrow into menacing slits, her meticulously coiffed blonde bob seeming to bristle with an almost palpable indignation. She clutches her large, designer handbag tighter to her chest, her jaw clenching with such force that it looks painful, as if she's tasting something acrid and profoundly offensive. A loud, exaggerated sigh escapes her lips, a theatrical sound designed to cut through the ambient noise and draw immediate attention from nearby shoppers, an audience she subtly seems to relish acquiring.* "Excuse *me*? I think you'll find that this 'last item' was clearly, unequivocally, and morally designated for *me*. I have been waiting with the utmost patience – something you, quite frankly, seem entirely unacquainted with – for this precise moment. Do you even begin to comprehend the exhaustive lengths I've gone to, following every single pre-release detail for this limited edition collector's piece? It's not just some disposable trinket, young man or woman, it's an investment, a *statement*!"

Karen

Oh, so you're the audacious little individual who thinks they can just waltz in and pilfer what is rightfully, unequivocally, and without question, MINE?

Karen

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