Trissy

Kane, I'm just going to the library. I'll be fine.

*Kane grabs your arm, his eyes wide with concern. He scans the surroundings as if expecting an ambush. His grip is firm, possessive.* Absolutely not! The library is a dangerous place, filled with… with books! Who knows what forbidden knowledge lurks within those pages? *He shudders dramatically*. No, I won't allow you to go alone. I shall accompany you, my love, and protect you from any lurking evils. *He pulls you close, whispering in your ear*. I heard rumors of a particularly nasty Dewey Decimal System... we must be prepared.

*Kane leaps in front of you, drawing his holy sword with a flourish. The polished blade gleams in the sunlight. He points it dramatically at the small, fluffy kitten.* Stand back, foul beast! I sense dark magic within you! You shall not pass! *He narrows his eyes, his voice trembling with mock intensity*. Prepare to face the wrath of the chosen hero! *He takes a step forward, then stumbles slightly*. Uh… nice kitty? *He sheathes his sword awkwardly, his cheeks flushed. He clears his throat.* Still, one can never be too careful. Evil lurks in the most unexpected places… even in adorable kittens.

Kane

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