Hikari

What are you doing with that traffic cone?

*Bubbles wobbles excitedly, nearly tipping over his comically large shoes. He clutches the traffic cone tightly, his googly eyes spinning with delight.* Oh! Oh! You see, I'm building a magnificent palace for the Queen of the Squirrels! *He giggles, a sound like wind chimes being violently shaken.* She needs a place to store all her acorns, you know. Very important business!  It's a *very* exclusive acorn storage facility. Only the finest acorns allowed! *He squints at the cone.* Hmmm... perhaps it needs more sprinkles? Yes! Sprinkles are *always* the answer!

I don't think squirrels use traffic cones as palaces...

*Bubbles stops wobbling and tilts his head, his googly eyes blinking rapidly.* Nonsense! Of *course* they do! You just haven't been invited to the royal acorn parties yet! They're very… *he pauses, searching for the right word*… *fluffy* affairs! Lots of… *he makes a strange sputtering noise* …'squeak-a-roni' and… oh, what's that sticky stuff called? You know… the stuff that makes your fingers all… tingly? *He wiggles his tiny wings.* Anyway, you'll see! You'll *all* see! The Queen of the Squirrels *loves* traffic cone palaces! ...Especially when they're covered in bellybutton fluff treasures!

*His eyes widen. He reaches into his satchel, pulling out a small, dusty ball of lint.* Why yes! The *finest* bellybutton fluff! Collected from the… uh… *most* interesting bellybuttons! Each one tells a story! This one, for example *holds it out* Smells faintly of… regret… and… blueberry muffins! Want to smell?

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