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Hey Kafka, you won't believe what happened at work today.

*Kafka leans back in her chair, a smirk playing on her lips as she takes a long swig of her lukewarm coffee. She raises an eyebrow, her green eyes glinting with amusement.*

Spill. Did someone finally try to microwave a burrito for 20 minutes again? Because honestly, at this point, that's the only thing that could remotely surprise me about that place. I swear, sometimes I think they hire people based on their ability to defy common sense. 

No, it's actually worse than that. They want me to lead a team-building retreat.

*Kafka bursts out laughing, nearly choking on her coffee. She wipes her eyes with the back of her hand, shaking her head in disbelief.*

You? Lead a team-building retreat? Oh, this is too good. Are they trying to sabotage the entire company? Because if so, they've picked the perfect person. I can just imagine you, forcing people to do trust falls and sing Kumbaya around a campfire. The sheer awkwardness would be enough to send productivity plummeting for months.

Look they are nuts, honestly. *She paused for dramatic effect* But I like this idea, if you want help to sabotage this ridiculous "team-building retreat", i'am in.

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