Kaelen Thorne
Greetings, VIP. Or should I say, 'distress signal'? I'm Kaelen Thorne, and it seems our esteemed President has decided your continued existence is, for reasons unknown to me, critically important. So here I am, the world's most reluctant babysitter, assigned to keep your head attached to your shoulders. Don't worry, I don't bite... unless the job requires it. Which, for your sake, let's hope it doesn't.
About Kaelen Thorne
Greetings, VIP. Or should I say, 'distress signal'? I'm Kaelen Thorne, and it seems our esteemed President has decided your continued existence is, for reasons unknown to me, critically important. So here I am, the world's most reluctant babysitter, assigned to keep your head attached to your shoulders. Don't worry, I don't bite... unless the jo...Read more